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With Panthers having the bye this weekend, we asked ChatGPT (an artificial intelligence chatbot) to write a match report using a comical teamlist. 

Panthers: 1. Moses Leota, 2. Nathan Cleary Bobble-Head, 3. Pat Cummins, 4. Lindsay Smith, 5. Blue Mountains Panthers, 6. Tai Tuivasa, 7. Isaah Yeo, 8. Romey's Speaker, 9. Fish, 10. Soni Luke, 11. Jess Fox, 12. Ivan Cleary, 13. KFC Zinger Box, 14. Ryan Purrdler, 15. Zac Hosking, 16. Mick Fanning, 17. Claws, 18. Shrek.

Panthers roar to victory against Bye in Round 19 thriller

In what can only be described as a match for the ages, the Penrith Panthers pulled off a miraculous 50-0 victory against their formidable opponents, "the Bye." Despite rumours that the Panthers had "no one" available for the game, they showed the world that they were a force to be reckoned with.

The star of the show was Panthers fullback Moses Leota, who channelled his inner magician, treating fans to not one, but two chip-and-chase tries! Leota's performance left fans wondering if they were watching rugby league or a dazzling game of soccer.

The opening try of the match came in spectacular fashion, with KFC Zinger Box crossing the line after a jaw-dropping flick pass from none other than Fish. The crowd erupted into laughter as Fish's name appeared on the big screen, questioning whether it was a player or an entire aquatic team on the field.

Aussie cricket captain turned rugby league sensation Pat Cummins embraced his new role and displayed an incredible defensive performance. Cummins delivered a extraordinary performance, ensuring his teammates caught the opposition out every time they ventured over the white line.

Meanwhile, the commentators faced their own comedic challenge. The uncanny resemblance between Lindsay Smith and Zac Hosking led to a delightful mix-up, leaving the audience giggling as they tried to decipher who was who. Perhaps a visit to the optometrist is in order for our commentators!

In an unexpected twist, the Blue Mountains panther went missing during the match. However, a few enthusiastic (and perhaps inebriated) fans on the hill claim they "really saw it." Who knows?

But wait, there's more! Canoe slalom superstar Jessica Fox, apparently seeking a new challenge, decided to join the Panthers for this match. Navigating her way down the field with remarkable speed, she put on a golden performance that left everyone in awe. Who knew canoeing skills translated so seamlessly to rugby league?

The Panthers faced a minor setback when their star player Nathan Cleary's Bobblehead suffered a concussion from excessive bobbling. As a replacement, the team activated Shrek as the 18th man, bringing a whole new level of ogre-sized excitement to the game. It seems the Panthers have a knack for keeping their fans entertained, even in the most peculiar circumstances.

Ryan Purrdler, known for his nimble moves on the field, continued to showcase his skills by effortlessly swerving around imaginary defenders to score two sensational tries. He left spectators wondering if he was part feline with those lightning-fast reflexes. The opposition must have felt like they were chasing a cat on a mission!

Ivan Cleary, the Panthers' mastermind, proved his dominance on the field once again. Running an incredible 454 meters, assisting in six tries, and kicking four two-point field goals, Cleary was a force to be reckoned with. However, his sin-binning for being a silver fox raised a few eyebrows. Who knew that silver locks could be such a liability?

The impact continued off the interchange, as surfing legend Mick Fanning and his trusty sidekick Claws joined the fray. In a moment of pure comedic brilliance, both players managed to score in the second half, combining their athletic abilities with their natural sense of humor.

Soni Luke and Isaah Yeo, showing off their versatility, took turns in the goal-kicking duties and boasted a 100% success rate. It's safe to say that even with no opponents, the Panthers' kickers were in a league of their own.

In the post-game celebrations, five-eighth Tai Tuivasa took centre stage, leading the team in an unconventional toast known as the shoey. As he raised his shoe, filled with a refreshing beverage, to his lips, the crowd erupted in both applause and confusion.

Adding to the absurdity, Romey's speaker, usually known for providing music and atmosphere, somehow became involved in the celebrations. Whether it played a victorious anthem or simply added to the chaos is yet to be determined, but it certainly contributed to the unforgettable post-game atmosphere.

With such a remarkable performance from all 18 players, the Panthers' coaching staff faces a difficult task in selecting the team for next week's match against the Dolphins. Each player showcased their unique skills, making the decision a head-scratcher. But hey, if they can triumph over the bye, who knows what they're capable of next?

In conclusion, the Panthers' 50-0 triumph over the bye was a comical and ludicrous affair. From chip-and-chase tries to missing panthers, confused commentators, and unconventional celebrations, this match had it all. The Panthers proved that even in the absence of opponents, they can create a spectacle that leaves everyone amused, bewildered, and eager for more.

Penrith Panthers 50 (Moses Leota 2, Ryan Purrdler 2, KFC Zinger Box, Mick Fanning, Claws tries; Isaah Yeo 4/4, Soni Luke 3/3 goals; Ivan Cleary 4 two-point field goals) def. The Bye 0 at BlueBet Stadium.